My dad randomly called me from his apartment
"I missed my calling."
His life revolves around Netflix and how others can feed him
"Have you seen Hell on Wheels?"
He recently acquired a Netflix account
Paid someone to install it for him with beer
For the record, I have seen Hell on Wheels. Told him about it years ago.
At the time of my declaration, he was more interested in watching inmates tattoo their eyeballs
His missed calling was a park ranger in New Hampshire. The man with monogrammed underwear and manicures
I pay attention to his ridiculousness
He ignores my connection attemps